whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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