24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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