So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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