She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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