i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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