She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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