Porn is love you can see.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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