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I need you to use more vowels.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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