Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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