do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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