My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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smell my finger.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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