i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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