i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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