why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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