i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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