Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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