I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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