haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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