Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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