corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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