I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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