Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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