"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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