At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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