remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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