I think I am morally bankrupt
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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