i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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