what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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