I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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