I wish i was in the wii world.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm always down for nudity.
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