Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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