what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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