I am puke
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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