In the future we'll all be gay
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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