i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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