Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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