yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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