he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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