Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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