we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize