so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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