you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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