He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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