Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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