pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My balls are so social today.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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