I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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