i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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