I don't think brook has ever known best
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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