is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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