wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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